(WARNING – The following has been dramatized severely for entertainment purposes. I’m fine, really. Nothing a daiquiri and a little shopping can’t fix.)

Some people confuse sadness with depression - some lucky people. People who have actually suffered true depression know that it is much more than that. It’s debilitating. You can’t cry. You can’t think of anywhere you’d like to be, or anyone you’d like to be with, or anything you’d like to be doing. Depending upon your body type, you either can’t eat at all (a physical manifestation of the emptiness inside of you) or you can’t stop eating (nothing can fill the emptiness) and you either sleep all the time, or you become an insomniac. Essentially, you can only function at activities not requiring frontal lobe participation.

I suppose I have no good reason to be depressed. In fact, I am ashamed of myself for entertaining these feelings. So many people are truly suffering in the world right now, and here I am drowning in my own pity puddle - for what? One job opportunity? But as Maslow theorized with his hierarchy of needs pyramid, because the shelter/food/air/water areas of my life are satisfied, I am just suffering at a very high level. Fantastic.

Why am I feeling so low (and hungry and tired?)? Because they didn’t call. Today was two weeks exactly from the interview. I called yesterday morning, heart pounding in my throat, to see what the progress was, and the kindly recruiter told me that they would be making their decisions today. I waited by the phone all day. My cell phone doesn’t get coverage at my apartment or in the school, so I hovered close to the interstate so I would be sure to get their call, if they called. I can only assume that no news is bad news. They don’t call you with a rejection – it just wouldn’t be very diplomatic.

And yet, I don’t think I would be quite this depressed if I knew for sure that they didn’t want me. In the tradition of females everywhere, I want closure. I have imagined a billion reasons as to why they haven’t called. Perhaps their meeting ran over and they won’t be calling people until Monday. Maybe they tried to call and it didn’t get through (unlikely, as I’ve checked my voicemail repeatedly just in case). Maybe the bookshelves in the conference room toppled over and the hiring partners are all trapped beneath a ton of Federal Registers and pocket parts, coughing from the dust, ‘Must.get.to.phone.to.call.candidates….*gasp*.’ The other associates, weakened by years of sitting on their tooshes at their computer desks, are unable to lift the heavy material with their dilapidated arms and carpal-tunnelled-wrists, and have been sitting around for hours debating the best course of action. Yeah, right. But still, I entertain these notions and am unable to move on because I still think there’s a chance.

If I were one of my friends counseling me, I would bring up a number of salient points: (1) I barely know this firm – How can I be sure it was The One?; (2) There are plenty of other firms out there! I’ll find one that’s right for me!; (3) Why would I want to work at a place that didn’t want me back? I deserve to be appreciated!; (4) The on-campus interviewer had to lobby to get me a space to come up for a call-back, and it might have been because he felt guilty about stressing me out. I should think of this as an all-expenses paid trip to a city I’d never been to before. I only gained from this experience; and so on.

But it is a fool who thinks that aligning one’s brain and heart is that simplistic.

If this were a guy I were getting over, I might pack his pictures up in a box and stuff them in the back of my closet, rent a sappy sad romantic movie to induce tears, and bulk up on my collection of Anti-Male literature. What for this? Tack the firm's brochures up on my bedroom wall and throw darts at them? Rent movies about unemployment? Way back in the day (and I mean way back like four whole years ago), I might have gone to a bar or a party to get attention from some stranger red-faced slobbery-drunk but obviously-intelligent-or-how-else-would-he-have-gotten-into-UVA guy. Is there any such place where a bunch of easy recruiters hang out? (“They’re crazy! I’d hire you in a heartbeat. Wanna come back to the office with me right now?”) No – this is totally different. This is not a place where you spend a lot of time recovering. This is where you get back out there immediately, and more importantly, (standing up, one fist in the air…) not let one somewhat seemingly significant setback lead you into sacrificing your integrity for any position or lowering your standards!!!

I was flipping through the airline’s magazine last week on my way back from New York City when I noticed the unusual prevalence of ads for dating services. Well, maybe it isn’t unusual – being the serial monogamist that I am, I probably would have paid no mind to it in the past. But this time, the words were catching my eye. Every other page the messages hit me – “Are you lonesome?”; “Still looking for that special something?”; “Waiting by the phone?” Yes, actually. Yes, yes and yes.
But I’m not single. I’m really very attached. No, this wasn’t about Mr. Right; it was about my career. Exhausted and exasperated on the flight back, I was experiencing something much like what it feels like to be “out there” in the dating world.
Back in August, with the aid of the OCS match-making service, I started playing the field. People look at your information from a distance, decide whether or not they want to meet you, and then, if they are interested, a date is set up. You dress up, you try to look as desirable as possible, and you play the careful balance between pleasing this particular person and being yourself. Smiling, you pretend that you are only interested in the one you are with, for reasons x & y, the exact same reasons you gave the guy before him, that you will give another guy tomorrow.
There is a tremendous pleasure that comes with possibility. It felt so good that so many different people were interested in me. Sometimes, when I walk into a date I know immediately that it will not work out. Maybe he’s too stuffy, or too boring, or too politically malaligned. Other times, I nod to myself, ‘This just might work. I’d consider going out with him again.’ And on the rare occasion there’s electricity, chemistry, a spark, whatever, and the unstoppable thought: This might be The One.
Then comes the waiting. There is an industry Swingers-esque standard of how many days before the interviewers will call you. After a while, I have to assume they aren’t interested (eventually sealed with a form letter saying as much). At first, because there were so many other people who wanted to meet me, I kept up an attitude of, “their loss.” But when the “not that interested” letters began to pile up, and I didn’t have many offers for second dates, I couldn’t help but start to think, “It’s not them; it’s me.”
I went on a few second dates. In the grand tradition of second dates, I was completely spoiled. They showed off how much money they have, treated me like a princess, made me feel wanted (all the while measuring how well I was showing my mutual interest in them), and tried to give off the impression that if I were with them, life would always be so good. And maybe it would– for a brief honeymoon period (a.k.a. summer internship).
However, much like many other rich, successful men I’ve met, they tend to be egocentric. Whether or not they will take you out again may hinge on how well you project extreme interest while being detached (i.e., you are so great that you don’t need them, but they are so fabulous you can’t help but be devastatingly curious about them). One of the greatest challenges of the second dates has been keeping conversation going when it is obvious they want the focus to be on them. I had to keep coming up with new inquiries each of the thousand times I was asked, “Do you have any more questions about Blah, blah, & blah, LLP?” After a while, I would just ask for their card so I could email them my questions later. Yeah right. Law students are research geniuses. We have the in-ter-net. Anything we want to know about a firm we can find out on our own.
Except, that is, their personality. This requires contact one-on-one.
I had to start figuring out what’s important to me in a relationship. Age? Wealth? Popularity? Ambition? Progressiveness? Ethics? Is this the type of place I want to spend the rest of my life with? Sure, it’s hard to think on such a longterm scale with so little information to work with – particularly when they put up a facade I know isn’t going to last forever. Summers do eventually turn into careers after graduation, and at this point in the dating process, I’m tired of the superficiality, the internal turmoil over where I want to be and with whom, and I just can’t wait for it to be over. I really don’t want to go through this all over again next fall.
Of course, there was one place that I am particularly interested in. I got an interview with them by accident. Quite predictably, I fell hard for this place. It sounded exactly like everything I’d ever hoped for. I started picturing the business cards in my head with our names together. Oh, it would be so dreamy!
Unfortunately, I admitted to the interviewer early on that I had not intended on interviewing for their city, but perhaps he could give my name to the recruiting manager in one of their other offices. Foolish, foolish girl. Twenty minutes later, swept off of my feet, I told him I’d changed my mind, and to consider me for his office. For this firm, I'd relocate. He made some sort of dismissive comment, and I walked out of the room feeling like such an idiot. I couldn’t believe how lame my answers were, how many opportunities I’d had to win him over that I had not taken advantage of, and for the first time after a bad interview, I felt regret.
It was probably just not meant to be, right? But then, at the unusual hour of 7 pm, he called. He, HE, of the dream-boat law firm. He was calling from the airport. He was making last minute decisions. Could I answer just one more question? (no pressure).
We were worried, he said, that you weren’t committed to coming to our city. Would I mind quickly explaining to him why I’d want to come there? Heart pounding, I launched into an impassioned speech about my dedication to a city I’d never been to. (you’d be surprised what a good liar you become after a few weeks of intense dating). It soon occurred to me that he wasn’t making any sounds.I pulled the cell phone away from my ear, looked at the face, and saw the time and a picture of puffy clouds staring back at me. We’d been disconnected. AGHHHH!!!
Repeated attempts to return his call were fruitless.
A few days later, there was a lengthy message from him on my voice mail. A call-back. Praise Jesus. But no, this was a sincere apology, a wish-he-could-take-just-one-more, a “you're so wonderful you’ll find someone, don’t worry.”
Then he called again, the next day. He’d talked to the hiring partners, he’d pulled a few strings, if I’d still have them, they’d like to bring me in for a second date. This must be the career equivalent of playing hard to get. So I went, I had a fantastic time, everyone was awesome. I would make a serious commitment to this firm in a heartbeat. Please please please like me back!!
But they haven’t called. Why haven’t they called? Why don’t they like me? What’s wrong with me? Every time the phone rings I dive for it. It doesn’t matter how much I like the person at the other end of the line, I’m disappointed. I’ve gone on other dates, even other second dates, but it isn’t the same; I’m in love with someone else.
I can’t help but believe in the element of destiny. I tell myself that everything will fall into place, and I will end up where I am supposed to end up. However, this is only a salve for the agony. This is not a case of they are great, I am great, we are just not great together… If they don’t call, it can only be because I wasn’t good enough. *sigh*
Ninety percent of people get married. An even larger percentage of W&M law graduates find jobs. Of course, there is a high divorce/attrition rate in both scenarios. The hope is to get it right the first time so you’ll never have to be out there again, and not to sacrifice too much of yourself out of the fear of being alone. No worries, just like mama always said, you can’t hurry love, you just have to wait.